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In The Beginning ....

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said...
God: Let there be light!
Computer: Enter user id.
God: God
Computer: Enter password.
God: Omniscient
Computer: Password incorrect. Try again.
God: Omnipotent
Computer: Password incorrect. Try again.
God: Technocrat
Computer: And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
God: Let there be light!
Computer: Unrecognizable command. Try again.
God: Create light
Computer: Done
God: Run heaven and earth
Computer: And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
Computer: And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
Computer: Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
Computer: And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
God: Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
Computer: Unrecognizable command. Try again.
God: Create firmament
Computer: Done.
God: Run firmament
Computer: And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
Computer: And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
Computer: Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
Computer: And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
God: Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and ...
Computer: Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
God: Create dry_land
Computer: Done.
God: Run dry_land
Computer: And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
Computer: And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
Computer: Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
Computer: And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
God: Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Computer: Unspecified type. Try again.
God: Create sun_moon_stars
Computer: Done
God: Run sun_moon_stars
Computer: And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
Computer: And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
Computer: Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
Computer: And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
God: Create fish
Computer: Done.
God: Create fowl
Computer: Done.
God: Run fish, fowl
Computer: And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
Computer: And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
Computer: Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
Computer: And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
God: Create cattle
Computer: Done.
God: Create creepy_things
Computer: Done.
God: Now let us make man in our image
Computer: Unspecified type. Try again.
God: Create man
Computer: Done.
God: Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
Computer: Too many command operandi. Try again.
God: Run multiplication
Computer: Execution terminated. 6 errors.
God: Insert breath
Computer: Done.
God: Run multiplication
Computer: Execution terminated. 5 errors.
God: Move man to Garden of Eden
Computer: File Garden of Eden does not exist.
God: Create Garden.edn
Computer: Done.
God: Move man to Garden.edn
Computer: Done.
God: Run multiplication
Computer: Execution terminated. 4 errors.
God: Copy woman from man
Computer: Done.
God: Run multiplication
Computer: Execution terminated. 3 errors.
God: Insert woman into man
Computer: Illegal parameters. Try again.
God: Insert man into woman
Computer: Done.
God: Run multiplication
Computer: Execution terminated. 2 errors.
God: Create desire
Computer: Done.
God: Run multiplication
Computer: And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Computer: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
God: Create freewill
Computer: Done.
God: Run freewill
Computer: And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Computer: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
God: Undo desire
Computer: Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
God: Destroy freewill
Computer: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Computer: Enter Replacement, Cancel, or ask for Help.
God: Help
Computer: Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Computer: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Computer: Enter eplacement, ancel, or ask for elp.
God: Create tree_of_knowledge
Computer: And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Computer: Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
God: Create good, evil
Computer: Done.
God: Activate evil
Computer: And God saw he had created shame.
Computer: Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. Computer: 1 errors.
God: Search Garden.edn for man, woman
Computer: Search failed.
God: Delete shame
Computer: Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
God: Destroy freewill
Computer: Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Computer: Enter eplacement, ancel, or ask for elp.
God: Stop
Computer: Unrecognizable command. Try again.
God: Break
God: Break
God: Break
Computer: ** ATTENTION ALL USERS **
COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF
MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

God: Create new world
Computer: You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
God: Delete Earth
Computer: Delete Earth: Please Confirm ?
God: Yes
Computer: ** COMPUTER DOWN **
SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

Computer: And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
Computer: Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.

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